Best response to the “are you on your period?” question goes to Leonardo DiCaprio
and still no Oscar
"Money won’t make you happy"
Yeah, financial stability is just horrible
I admit we knew we’d get in trouble. That part’s true. We knew people would be worried, and we still ran away, anyway. But something also happened, which we didn’t do on purpose. When we first met each other, something happened to us.
Moonrise Kingdom, 2012 | Wes Anderson
"I look around and you know what I see? Losers.
But life’s giving us a chance.”
I just want to reblog this eVERYDAY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING IN EXISTENCE
More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married
It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve
i’m sending that outfit to the shadow realm