reedmeister-of-jacobstown:

My Biology book confirms Half-Life 3. However it will take awhile.

reedmeister-of-jacobstown:

My Biology book confirms Half-Life 3. However it will take awhile.

(Source: crystalweeb, via annielesbianhardt)

gabbysilang:

Mindy Lahiri: voice of a generation.

(Source: wenchyfloozymoo, via to-be-a-djinn-is-a-sin)

me: home alone yes time to fuck shit up and be rebellious
me: uses computer without headphones

tylenold:

how do i lose weight quickly and easily and also how do i gain the ability to fly and breathe fire and how do i cheat death 

(via perpetualsweatpants)

scumplanet:

JUST A REMINDER THAT PLATONIC LOVE IS REALLY IMPORTANT AND I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE FRIENDS THAT YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH PLATONICALLY CAUSE THOSE FRIENDSHIPS ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND HONEST OK THANK YOU

(via d0rsia)

leslie-knopes:

It was more like a savory pastry, delicately little dough pocket filled with tomato sauce, cheese, and seasoned meat. Just a stunning culinary innovation. It was a calzone. It was literally just a mini calzone.

(via star-bae)

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